Inaugural Breakfast Update

So far, in my (very) preliminary research, I have unearthed the breakfast favorites of two of our former presidents. They are as follows:

• President Nixon- cottage cheese with ketchup and/or black pepper, fresh fruit, wheat germ, and coffee
• President Kennedy- orange juice, poached egg on toast, crisp broiled bacon, marmalade, milk, and coffee

Look, I've got no problem with ketchup, cottage cheese, or black pepper alone, but together as one? It seems like something my five year-old niece might cook up. And come on, President Kennedy, where's the health in that spread?

Some combination of the two presidential breakfasts would be preferable at this point, though more research is definitely needed.

Paging President Taft (he supposedly had a HUGE appetite, or so say the history books)...